Ah…golf. Dear leader loves the game. And so he should. After all, a guy in remarkably poor physical condition who loves to boast on his own accomplishments, finds golf appealing. He drives to the next tee. Beautiful. When a less than proficient player at golf flubs a shot, there is a real possibility that a club or two will end up in a water hazard.

Like today’s press conference. They simply would not let him play through, and it ruffled his normally calm, unreproachable behavior. He kind of lost it. He threw his clubs in the water. And then he blamed everything and everyone but himself . If dear leader is not a closet drunk, he must simply be crazy.

And then he fired Jeff Sessions.

It’s a mulligan. A wink and a nod and we just pretend like all this Russia stuff never happened. With a lame duck Congress, dear leader can have his cake. Since he owns all the golf courses, it’s unlikely that anyone will bother to notice that he’s cheating on his score card. Bravo.

The Mueller investigation is in serious jeopardy. And it is so, because dear leader can’t handle the truth. But he will deny, and deflect, and obfuscate because the lie is just too appealing. A sirens call. Remember, the most appealing games are simple and easy to follow. Because no one likes to think too hard when they’re having fun. And his devotees are definitely having the time of their lives. Gamblers. The lure is the possibility of winning. The lure is believing you can beat the game. The lure is staying in action. Suckers. One born every minute. Vegas will never run out of money.

#VegasStrong