Methinks He Doth Protest Too Much

All these many months dear leader has besmirched the integrity of Robert Mueller. Along with a lot of mud slinging toward anyone associated with the investigation.

So now, the report supposedly concludes no collusion. Well that’s a relief. Of course we are made to rely on the interpretations of William Barr and well we can certainly find solace in knowing he has no fealty to dear leader.

Trump has spent the entirety of his time on this planet honing the art of the deal. He has done so using deception, bait and switch, film flam, dishonesty, and most certainly criminal acts. He has never been convicted of any criminal activity. Good for him. He is, if nothing else, a shrewd and slippery individual. If you are going to game the system, you have to know how thin the lines are and when and where they intersect. He has surrounded himself with plentiful legal help because, after all, it’s tough to keep all the balls in the air especially for a guy who doesn’t like to read, study, or focus.

Any reasonable person, after viewing the facts before us, would conclude there was a conspiracy afoot to gain a political advantage by partnering with foreign operatives to influence the election. Shit, Trump told us. Somehow because he put it all out there, it becomes not a crime. Thank god “The Twilight Zone” is making a comeback.

It’s sick and it’s sad, but mostly sick.

And…it means Trump feels entitled to bend and twist the constitution even further. Dummy up and deal.

The Art of the Steal

Robert Mueller submitted his love letter to Trump today. And while we may never know the details, the fact remains that Trump is not only a snake but a slimy swamp bottom dweller.

If you like slimy swamp bottom dwellers, Trump is definitely your guy. And he seems to have a lot of devotees. Not a majority, but certainly an electoral college majority. And let us not forget that whatever interference a foreign enemy was able to influence on the last election is still in place unabated.

And the importance of that fact cannot be understated or ignored. Capitalism is the new Catholicism. It’s a damn religion with just enough fanatic followers to make it dangerous and destructive.

But who cares. Here’s a prediction. The Mueller report will not show a direct line to Trump regarding conspiracy with a foreign government to corrupt or interfere with our electoral process. And it pains me to say so. Trump will slither away and be available for another four year term as president.

Again, we do not know what the Mueller report says. In spite of breaking news from CNN and MSNBC we do not yet know. But it’s great fun to speculate. Sure.

The majority of Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump must remain steadfast in the prime directive: defeat him. My cat is more qualified and certainly less dangerous and damaging.

The Trump machine has history on its side in one vital respect: Nixon taught them what not to do. Don’t be sneaky; do rally a disenfranchised segment to your cause; do put in place family and loyalists who will carry out your will. Do set out to dissemble the foundations of democratic governance. Do not speak the truth about anything. Period. Do foment international crises which only you can remedy. And…do set in motion anarchy.

Any questions?