The currency of Trumplandia is bullshit. The reason bullshit is so valuable is that it is difficult to harvest. The bulls object to interference and the smell is disgusting. So disgusting that low wage immigrant labor must be brought in to facilitate the harvest.

To visit Trumplandia, one must suspend all critical thinking and surrender to the psychotic meanderings of its founder. Once arrived, you can check in but you can never leave, much like Hotel California. But this ain’t California. Nor is it a hotel. It resembles an insane asylum. Medication is dispensed regularly and daily.

The citizens of Trumplandia are required to sign NDAs immediately upon arrival. Failure to do so results in both public humiliation and excommunication. With few exceptions (Mitt Romney) everyone signs.

Outsiders are not allowed access. Unless of course you bring a gift for dear leader. Depending upon the value of the gift, which is determined by dear leader, you will be granted anywhere from limited to full access. But beware. Access can be rescinded at any moment if dear leader feels an absence of deference or a hint of awareness.

This Trumplandia is not utopia. It is cleverly attractive to lure its prey. Once trapped, there is no escape but death. It is dangerous now to speak truth to power. Remember, whatever DJT accuses someone else of doing, it is what he is doing or has already done. No exceptions.

DJT vowed to make America first his priority . And we are first. First in deaths. First in known cases. First in stupidity.

Are you tired of winning yet?